Get 'Em Girls

Now that Spring is in the air, so is the nasal congestion, sneezing, and itchiness associated with hay fever. But fret not, there are a number of treatments for hay fever–one in particular, masturbation (or intercourse.) Neuroligist Sina Zarrintan suggests that during ejaculation, the sympathetic nervous system constricts blood vessels across the body. This soothes swollen nasal blood vessels, associated with symptoms related to hay fever, in turn, freeing the airway for normal breathing.